| We must protect Washington DC from floods and | | | | bonus in Dodge City Kansas and that is if the politicians |
| International Terrorists. We must protect the great men | | | | are caught for corruption they can easily get out of |
| and women and our noble leaders. We must protect | | | | Dodge on any of the lonely two-way highways leading |
| the heart of our nation from the Bird Flu. We must | | | | straight out of town. Plus the place smells like cow |
| protect our nations Capital from corrupt lobbyists, sex | | | | manure and cowshit for miles away. And it will be |
| workers and bribes.We must protect the American | | | | perfect and all of our wonderful and noble podium |
| People and we need a strong government to do all of | | | | politicians will feel right at home together.It is the |
| that. Washington DC is the wrong place for our nations | | | | perfect place for Washington DC in every regard and |
| capital and we need to move it to a safer location. I | | | | it is already full of cow manure and the cows will not |
| propose we move Washington DC to Dodge City | | | | even notice, neither will the locals. Please consider all |
| Kansas.It is perfect in every way and when the wind is | | | | this in 2006. You are darn right I am serious! Vote for |
| blowing just right you will know why and totally agree | | | | Lance lets run this government our way for the People |
| with everything I am saying here. The center of the | | | | and by the People."Lance Winslow" - Online Think |
| nation is a much safer place to put the capital; safe | | | | Tank forum board. |
| from harm our leadership will be.Plus there is a major | | | | |